OFFICIAL RECORD · EXCUSES ON FILE
Seven Years of Postponement
An unbroken streak. A dynasty of nothing. Every year, every excuse, preserved for the historical record.
2019
The founding committee, moments before disagreeing about everything
POSTPONED
The founding postponement
Three jumpers agree to disagree on the date, the DZ, the aircraft, and whose cooler to use. A legend is born, indoors.
2020
Obvious reasons
Our only respectable year. We looked almost responsible.
POSTPONED
2021
Emotional readiness
The plane was available. We were not ready, emotionally.
POSTPONED
2022
Chad’s fault
No further comment at this time.
POSTPONED
2023
Chad’s fault again
Internal inquiry opened. Inquiry postponed.
POSTPONED
2024
Winds
Surface: calm. Aloft: calm. Somewhere, though: winds.
POSTPONED
2025
Forgot
In our defense, nobody reminded us. In your defense, you registered and we didn’t email. We’re even.
POSTPONED
2026
Preemptive postponement
Momentum at an all-time high. Postponed early to lock in the streak.
POSTPONED
2027
TBD
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PENDING