OFFICIAL BOOGIE FORECAST · ACCURACY: 100%*

Boogie Weather

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CONDITIONS AT —

SUNNYSky

0 KTWinds, all altitudes

NONEClouds (checked twice)

UNLTDVisibility

Perfect blue sky with scattered cumulus — conditions at every dropzone, apparently — FEED: EVERY DROPZONE ON EARTH, SIMULTANEOUSLY · PHOTO: PEXELS / IAN PANELO

*Forecast valid exclusively for The Manchild Boogie, which is not happening. This model has never been wrong. Do not spot off this page.

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