EXHIBIT WING · CASE #2019-∞

The Zoo

Dives that went exactly as unplanned. Funnels, blown exits, missed docks — the skydives with the same completion rate as this boogie.

Evidence item #001

Jump Slut crew · everyone walked away laughing

Filed vertically, because it happened fast. Entered into the record at the bonfire.

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Evidence item #002

Jump Slut crew · consent enthusiastically confirmed

Vertical evidence, horizontal outcomes. The committee has no notes.

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Evidence item #003

Jump Slut crew · zero regrets on record

The plan was solid. The execution was cinema.

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Evidence item #004

Jump Slut crew · beer fines settled

Submitted with confidence. Archived with respect.

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Evidence item #005

Jump Slut crew · reviewed repeatedly

The committee watched this footage several times. For science.

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Exhibit F — ReservedYour funnel here

The 8-way that became a 2-way

Awaiting submission

Six exited. Two docked. Everyone claims they were one of the two.

Slot open
YouTube links onlyWe embed, you host. Upload to your channel, send the link.
Everyone walked awayFunny chaos only — funnels, blown exits, missed docks. No injuries, no incidents, no close calls. Keep it zoo, not news.
Consent requiredEveryone in frame knows and approves. Nicknames only in captions.
Moderated + takedownsNothing posts until approved. Off the wall same day: hello@jumpslut.com

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