FORM MB-0 · LEGALLY MEANINGLESS · SPIRITUALLY BINDING
Waiver of Non-Liability
Before not attending, every registrant must acknowledge the risks of nothing happening. Initial each clause. Type your name. Frame it.
Before not attending, every registrant must acknowledge the risks of nothing happening. Initial each clause. Type your name. Frame it.
The Manchild Boogie · Est. 2019 · Still pending
I understand that nothing will happen.Nothing has ever happened. The pattern is established and, frankly, impressive.
I release the winds from all past, present, and future blame.The winds were doing their best.
I have said “one more jump” and meant four. I will do it again.This clause is confessional in nature.
I acknowledge that the beer light means beer light.No further jumps. No exceptions. Not even you.
In the unlikely event the boogie occurs, I accept that it will be postponed immediately.Out of respect for tradition.
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